General: Best Newspaper headlines of all time

"Super cally are fantasic celtic are atrocious" has to be up there

Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half -- News Of The World.

Transsexuals Benefits Cut Off -- Highbury & Islington Express.

Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack --Independent.

Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls -- BBC Teletext News.

Deadly Centipede Chases Postman - Daily Telegraph.

Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death -- Daily Telegraph.

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust -Free - Chicago Daily News.

Vinnie Jones Enters Dog In Waterloo Cup -- Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players - Guardian.

Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains -- The Times.

Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands - Bangor Maine News.

RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters -- Daily Telegraph.

Prostitutes To Hold Open Day -- Irish Times.

Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets -- Times.

Doughnut Trail Leads Cops to Thief -- Reuters headline.

Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies -- The Los Angeles Times.

Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children -- Reuters headline.

Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holidaymakers -- The Times.

Invisible Man Disappears From View -- Reuters headline.

OR, HOW ABOUT THESE STRANGE HEADLINES FROM VARIOUS NEWSPAPERS:

Virgins Are Discovered In Essex.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says.

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing.

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly.

Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt.

Miners Refuse To Work After Death.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.

Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police.

Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low.

New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability.

Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer.

Ducks Banned From Duck Pond.

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide.

Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy.

Damp Patches Discovered On Sun.

Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case.

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft.

Are you sure they were in gondolier, not a gondola? Not that is inconceivable, just that even the Sun has limits as to what it can actually print!

I love the following headline from Sun in the 70's. They have never been known for thinking we were part of Europe, and this one summed it up beautifully. After some bad weather which caused the ferries to be suspended, the headline was:

"FOG IN CHANNEL, EUROPE CUT OFF"!

I remember thinking at the time, "how will they manage?"

However, and you had to be there at the time, it's hard to beat the classsic:

"PADDY PANTS DOWN"

Posted By: gordonsI love the following headline from Sun in the 70's. They have never been known for thinking we were part of Europe, and this one summed it up beautifully. After some bad weather which caused the ferries to be suspended, the headline was:

"FOG IN CHANNEL, EUROPE CUT OFF"!

I remember thinking at the time, "how will they manage?"

However, and you had to be there at the time, it's hard to beat the classsic:

"PADDY PANTS DOWN"

I cite the 'Europe cut off' piece all the time, when describing what it's like to be English. LMAO

Another classic from the 70's was in Der Speigel, it read, 'Dr Fuchs, off to America'

Posted By: dewij"Super cally are fantasic celtic are atrocious" has to be up there

That was 'Supercaleygoballisticcelticareatrocious"

lol I needed a giggle after Tigers display yesterday in the H.C. Mind you I can always look at the bearded wonders who play for us. All in a great cause too.

oh my god ive only just finsihed giggling.

Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half -- News Of The World.
]Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets -- Times.
Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls -- BBC Teletext New

love it